Asta Warwick

This page refers to Asta as they appear in Zeta. For the Zeta Revival iteration, see Asta Warwick (Zeta Again).

Asta is a gender-ambiguous person of caucasian and asian descent. They have no idea what is in their pants. No one else knows either.

They are played by Goldfish.

Role in Zeta
Asta first appeared as a random person going by Gold Fish on social media. They interacted with the players occasionally, but mostly acted as a direct self-insert for their player. Eventually, however, their player decided to join the session properly. Asta was then properly introduced.

They soon entered the game and woke up on Derse. After waking, Asta attempted to hang out with horrorterrors. However, they were almost tentacleraped and quickly decided that was a bad idea. They turned their attention to the carapacians and were given a hit list by Jack Noir. They were then tasked with killing the Black Queen, which they did. Instead of handing leadership over to Jack, Asta decided that they wanted to be queen instead. No one stopped them.

They then proceeded to gather some fellow players and attack Prospit. The queen was overthrown. Asta helped Russel god tier after this by killing him on his quest bed, and he returned the favor. Asta then proceeded to do very little for a while.

Eventually, they got infected with tricksterism and fucked Russel. They also managed to have a child, Russta Woodwick, with him via alchemy. There was much regret afterwards.

Asta continued to do very little and was pulled along with the rest of the players during the scratch.

Between mediums
Asta was brought onto the Dersite battleship with the rest of their session. Soon after the start of the journey, they sought out the horrorterrors in hopes of achieving some form of power. They were granted power, but only after having weird tentaclesex with the horrorterrors.

Asta then proceeded to befriend Mark and was the first to see his bar. Asta then proceeded to do very little (again) until and during the first timeskip.

Seven months later, little had changed. They did very little until alpha Aven killed Zach. Asta then proceeded to fly off the handle and go after alpha Aven. A strife commenced, resulting in Asta defeating Aven using only a shovel, pretty much. Just a normal shovel. Asta then killed Aven, but Aven was revived via bullshit.

Asta felt no remorse concerning this event. They expected to be killed by the others, but were not, and they decided to just go with it. Soon after, they entered a romantic relationship with Peter, who they had been friends with since before the scratch. The two moved into a shuttle separate from the main ship after everything got glitchy and weird.

Trivia

 * Asta is only a Gent because their player was promised that the outfit came with a fedora.